Hi there, I’m Parker J. Wilde
I am a suuuuper honest business man and entrepreneur. You should definitely give me your money so I can take good care of it ;-)
My Approach
Promises, Promises
I believe in the importance of making lots of promises I never intend to keep. Then, I have my team of morally corrupt employees assure you that we’re putting your money to good use. We even send you stock images and fake screenshots so you don’t ask questions for at least 6 months and then you realize your money is gone, gone, gone.
You’ll hear me use terms like Amazon FBA, Fulfilled By Amazon, Private Label Accelerator, PJW Profit Ventures, LLC.
Lie, Deny, and Disappear
Once you’ve realized I completely defrauded you out of tens of thousands of dollars, I will disappear and claim the business just folded. Oopsie poopsie! Then, just to rub salt in the wound, I’ll tell you that you need to send me money first so I can “liberate” your funds lolz. I’m a real piece of work.
Unfortunately, my wife left me. Perhaps it had something to do with my personal character?
Even my own lawyer dumped my ass :/
What Clients are Saying
"Adri is so patient and thoughtful. She helped me highlight my work in a way that makes me so proud of my unique approach to design."
Collette Noll, Collete Noll Interior Design
"Being an e-commerce entrepreneur isn't easy, and Adri gave my products the design direction they needed to become bestsellers."
Sofia Pazari, Sofia Pazari Home Goods
Get in Touch!
My personal cell phone number:
(925) 605-9287
Please call me day or especially at night. I love calls around 2 or 3 am so please pick up the phone now and hear how good I am at lying, manipulating, and, ultimately, claiming that I am the victim here!!
My Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/parkerjwildefba/
FAQ
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First things first, don't be nervous. We'll start with a free consultation to determine your design needs (and if we'll make great collaborators).
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Pricing is based on both the project's scope and your desired timeline. (I promise fair rates and will always require your approval before we begin).
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Timelines depend on the project, but I generally dedicate up to a month to each client, with the possibility of an extension based on my availability.